KOE KUT PORTEMONNEE
PLAT
BLUT
SJAG
PAKJE
RAM OP DE DRUM
HI HA HO
MILLENIUM!
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ROLL
TOBACHO
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PLAYS THE BLACK FACE PETE
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MILLENIUM
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Sander talking to my (Benne’s) father, who, as an alderman, instigated the local Poet Laureate tradition in 2004
SANDER GROEN is a painter, teacher, former editor of the literary magazine Renaissance, a founding member of the artist group Het Ongeboren Idee, Poetry slammer, an absurdist pur sang and a performer with a street art mentality. Here’s his Power to the poets!
As the front man of Dandyesko he and his gang of gifted musical misfits - contrabass Stan Stolk (o.a. Flairck), Jan de Ligt (I’ve got the Bullets, Normaal) and drummer Manfred de Winter (Mighty Dysons, Los Rancheros) - roamed our tiny little country for years with raw, funny, goofy poetry to very funky beats! + one love poem.
He paints with acrylics, sometimes oils and knows how to handle a spray can. In this manner he creates a body of work full of text, grand gestures with interesting details and blended colours.
Click here for his poem ‘Get out of your skull’, as published in our first regular issue!
Editorial note about ‘KOE KUT PORTEMONNEE…’: Sander Groen has been elected the official poet Laureate of the city of Vlaardingen 2026-2028! Since I (Benne) have had the same honor between 2008 and 2010, I got to read some poetry at his inauguration. I choose to read his ‘KOE KUT PORTOMONNEE…’ because ever since I heard him perform this Spoken Word piece Avant la lettre back in 1999 I think it incapsulates his talent perfectly. Congrats, buddy!
KRUKOWSKI KRUKOWSKI!!!!!!! refused to answer any and all questions about a bio, we’re afraid? He had just this one tiny demand about using his work and name we had to meet!!!
Sander receiving a plaque for being elected Vlaardingen’s current Poet Laureate by Alderwoman Lianne van Kalken
