“A straight rendition of the "Chicken Dance" by Werner Thomas, "The Birdie Song" (1981) was voted the most annoying track of all time in a 2000 Dotmusic poll.[78]The Clash guitarist Mick Jones also named it the worst song ever written (along with "Billy Don't Be a Hero" by Paper Lace),[79] as did Simon Burnton in The Guardian.[80]”

Editorial note: the Double Dutch magazine team agrees. Whole-damn-heartedly.