Motorcycle Man
Johnnie was in his fifties
Lived a dozen houses down
with his elderly mother
He rode a green Indian motorcycle
with a big windshield
up and down the street
figure eights and donuts
A drinker by trade
his habitat a tan tarpapered cottage
the front steps his watchtower
Big bag of bottles
and Drummer
his beagle/shepherd mix
kept him company
His mother made jam
from her berry bushes
and home churned butter
Toasted bread for us girls
in the neighborhood
We ate in her kitchen
watched her goldfish swim
in a fishbowl she tended
After his mother passed
he called out to us
twelve year olds
on our banana seat bikes
He’d sing old songs
A silly crooner
someone’s dad said
probably the one who
gave Johnnie his old Playboys
After a few 40 ouncers
the singing stopped
He’d call us
from the porch
in a slurring baritone
“got any hair on it yet”
“are you girls needing bras”
“come and give Drummer a hug”
Dee was our fearless leader
a year older than the rest
she took his newest dare
“Come on inside I’ll show you
something to surprise you “
We followed Dee inside
We didn’t want to be chicken
The once tidy kitchen
was now dirty messy
A couple goldfish
still swam in cloudy water
Johnnie grabbed a fish
and swallowed it
alive and whole
We ran crying out the door
He started singing again
Saying he liked fresh fish
We never told anyone
any of it
EVER
We avoided riding
past his place
if the motorcycle was there
Everyone knew Johnnie
thought him an odd duck
felt sorry for him
because after all he was
just the harmless drunk
Diane Funston writes poetry of nature and human nature. She co-founded a women's poetry salon in San Diego, created a weekly poetry gathering in the high desert town of Tehachapi, CA and most recently has been the Yuba-Sutter Arts and Culture Poet-in-Residence for the past two years. It is in this role she created Poetry Square, a monthly online venue that features poets from all the world reading their work and discussing creative process. Her first chapbook, “Over the Falls”, was published in 2022 by Foothills Publishing.
Diane is also a visual artist in mosaic, wool felting, and collage.
