Mio Is a Punk Rocker

After I put a studded collar on my calico cat named Mio, she started acting like a punk, slam-dancing recklessly with her unaware sister and brother (more like stage-diving on them), meowing loudly in defiance that she was not consuming any food from multi-death corporations (MDC); I explained that's all I can afford, otherwise you'll go hungry, whereupon she put her paw to her head and shook it back and forth, meowing in displeasure, saying, couldn't I still eat the food but not support those dirty rotten imbeciles (DRI), and sensing victory I quickly replied, that's exactly what poseur punks do, and, seeming quite pleased, she frantically started gulping down that plate of Fancy Feast.