The Complaint Of New Amsterdam

I'm a grandchild of the Gods      
Who on th' Amstel have abodes;      
Whence their orders forth are sent      
Swift for aid and punishment.      

I, of Amsterdam, was born,      
Early of her breasts forlorn;      
From her care so quickly weaned      
Oft have I my fate bemoaned.      

From my youth up left alone,      
Naught save hardship have I known;      
Dangers have beset my way      
From the first I saw the day.      

Think you that a cause for marvel ?      
This will then the thread unravel,      
And the circumstances trace,      
Which upon my birth took place.      

Would you ask for my descent?      
Long the time was it I spent      
In the loins of warlike Mars.      
'T seems my mother, seized with fears,      

Prematurely brought me forth.      
But I now am very. loth      
To inform how this befol;      
Though 'twas thus, I know full well.      

Bacchus, too,-it is no dream,      
First beheld the daylight's beam      
From the thigh of Jupiter.      
But my reasons go too far.      

My own matter must I say,      
And not loiter by the way,      
Yen though Bacchus oft has proven      
Friend to ine in my misfortune.      

Now the mid-wife who received me,      
Was Bellona; in suspense, she      
Long did sit in trembling fear,      
For the travail was severe.      

From the moment I was born,      
Indian neighbors made me mourn.      
They pursued me night and day,      
While my mother kept away.      

But my sponsors did supply      
Better my necessity;      
They sustained my feeble life;      
They procured a bounteous wife      

As my nurse, who did not spare      
To my lips her paps to bare.      
This was Ceres; freely she      
Rendered what has nurtured me.      

Her most dearly will I prize;      
She has made my horns to rise;      
Trained my growth through tender years,      
'Midst my burdens and my cares.      

True, both simple 'twas and scant,      
What I had to feed my want.      
Oft 't was nought except Supawn      
And the flesh of buck or fawn.      

When I thus began to grow,      
No more care did they bestow.      
Yet my breasts are full and neat,      
And my hips are firmly set.      

Neptune shows me his good will;      
Merc'ry, quick, exerts his skill      
Me t'adorn with silk and gold;      
Whence I'm sought by suitors bold.      

Stricken by my cheek's fresh bloom,      
By my beauteous youthful form,      
They attempt to seize the treasure      
To enjoy their wanton pleasure.      

They, my orchards too, would plunder.      
Truly 'tis a special wonder,      
That a maid, with such a portion,      
Does not suffer more misfortune      

For, I venture to proclaim,      
No one can a maiden name,      
Who with richer land is blessed      
Than th' estate by me possessed.      

See! two streams my garden bind,      
From the East and North they wind,      
Rivers pouring in the sea,      
Rich in fish, beyond degree.      

Milk and butter; fruits to eat      
No one can enumerate;      
Ev'ry vegetable known;      
Grain tbc best that e'er was grown.      

All the blessings man e'er knew,      
Here does our Great Giver strew,      
(And a climate;ne'er more pure)      
But for me,-yet immature,      

Fraught with danger; for the Swine      
Trample down these crops of mine;      
Up-root, too, my choicest land;      
Still and dumb, the while, I stand,      

In the hope, my mother's arm      
Will protect me from the harm.      
She can succour my distress.      
Now my wish, my sole request,      

Is for men to till my land;      
So I'll not in silence stand.      
I have lab'rors almost none;      
Let my household large become;      

I'll my mother's kitchen furnish      
With my knicknacks, with my surplus;      
With tobacco, furs and grain;      
So that Prussia she'll disdain.

Source: allpoetry.com