Assimilating The Only Surviving Immolated Neo Conservative
There are four ways to get in.
Ears, nose, arse and mouth.
I have instructed the gendarmes
to send extra men to these areas.
They usually attack by land but
there is no guarantee this will occur
in any previously displayed pattern.
Our oceans deserve serious consideration
since many documentaries about penguins
have become informatively concerning.
These former sentries of our land have
now deprived us of any pliable security.
We must unite in our noble cause.
Helmets, metal guards, and plugs
are still available at bargain discounts.
One need only consult the stars.
Colin James was born in England. He works in Energy Conservation. Calling him a prolific creative would be an understatement. Cases in point: his poetry has appeared in The Brazen Head, Bullshit Lit, Cajun Mutt Press, Exacting clam, FamAsia magazine, Flight of the dragonfly, Fevers of the mind, The Abstractaphy initiative, Porridge magazine, Volume Poetry, The City Key Zine, Bombfire lit, Flashes of brilliance, Willawaw journal, The Gorko Gazette, Artvilla, Poetry pacific, Outlaw poetry and Synchronized chaos a.o.
You can listen to his “Interview in red and brown” and “Persevering with the prophesies provided” (on Soundcloud) for Cloud Nine Pavilion, + “High fiving a ghost” (on Youtube) for The speak easy lounge.
Mr. James has a couple of chapbooks of poetry published. Dreams Of The Really Annoying from Writing Knights Press, A Thoroughness Not Deprived of Absurdity from Piski's Porch Press and a book of poems called Resisting Probability from Sagging Meniscus Press. He lives in Massachusetts with two cats, Dorothy and Jane.